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The proper way to stake a Vampire

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The proper way to stake a Vampire

Everyone knows that this time of year, Love sometimes bites!! So make sure you give those ladies with dark intentions your big hard stake where it counts! Oh! and eat lots of garlic! Noooo, it doesn't really keep Vampires away. Just grows more hair on your balls. Vampires hate having to pick that out of their teeth. Just a safety tip. #AssShotSaturday.
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Briar27 Level 195 Offline | 08:53:52 PM
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I'm an honest man. Sometimes brutally. I just wear a black hat because occasionally the truth can hurt.
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